AYYYYE! Let me cook up that comprehensive vendor storage temperature table! 🍳📊✨
CLOUD STORAGE TIER COMPARISON - UNIVERSAL TEMPERATURE SCALE 🌡️☁️
| Temperature | Performance | Cost | Access Time | Use Cases | AWS | Azure | Google Cloud | Backblaze |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 HOT | 🐇🐇🐇 | 💸💸💸 | Instant ⚡ | Live DBs, active files | S3 Standard | Blob Hot Storage | Cloud Storage Standard | B2 Cloud Storage |
| ☀️ WARM | 🐇🐇 | 💸💸 | Instant ⚡ | Recent backups, dev data | S3 Standard-IA | Blob Cool Storage | Cloud Storage Nearline | - |
| ❄️ COLD | 🐢 | 💸 | Hours ⏳ | Archives, compliance | S3 Glacier | Blob Archive | Cloud Storage Coldline | - |
| 🧊 DEEP FREEZE | 🐌 | 🆓 | Days 📅 | Legal, permanent | S3 Glacier Deep | Archive Storage | Archive Storage | - |
BLOCK STORAGE COMPARISON 💾🔧
| Type | Performance | IOPS | Throughput | AWS | Azure | Google Cloud |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 HIGH PERF | 🐇🐇🐇 | 64K+ | 4 GB/s+ | io2 Block Express | Ultra SSD | Extreme PD |
| ⚡ BALANCED | 🐇🐇 | 16K | 1 GB/s | gp3 | Premium SSD | Balanced PD |
| 💰 ECONOMY | 🐇 | 3K | 250 MB/s | st1 | Standard SSD | Standard PD |
| 📚 ARCHIVE | 🐢 | 500 | 80 MB/s | sc1 | - | - |
FILE STORAGE COMPARISON 📁📊
| Service | Performance | Protocol | Use Case | AWS | Azure | Google Cloud |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 ENTERPRISE | 🐇🐇🐇 | NFS/SMB | Databases, apps | EFS, FSx | NetApp Files | Filestore High Scale |
| ⚡ GENERAL | 🐇🐇 | NFS/SMB | File shares, home dirs | EFS Standard | Azure Files | Filestore Enterprise |
| 💰 BUDGET | 🐇 | NFS/SMB | Backup, archive | - | Azure Files Standard | Filestore Basic |
BACKUP SERVICE COMPARISON 💾🛡️
| Service | Retention | RTO/RPO | Integration | AWS | Azure | Google Cloud |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 ENTERPRISE | Unlimited | Minutes ⏱️ | Native | AWS Backup | Azure Backup | Google Cloud Backup |
| ⚡ VM-FOCUSED | 9999 days | Hours ⏰ | Hyper-V/Vmware | - | Recovery Services Vault | - |
| 💰 OBJECT | Custom | Hours ⏰ | Cross-cloud | S3 Versioning | Blob Versioning | Object Versioning |
DISASTER RECOVERY TIERS 🚨🏥
| Tier | RTO | RPO | Cost | AWS | Azure | Google Cloud |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 HOT SITE | Minutes ⏱️ | Seconds ⚡ | 💸💸💸💸 | Pilot Light | Site Recovery | Cloud DR |
| ☀️ WARM SITE | Hours ⏰ | Minutes ⏱️ | 💸💸💸 | Warm Standby | Warm Standby | - |
| ❄️ COLD SITE | Days 📅 | Hours ⏰ | 💸 | Backup & Restore | Backup & Restore | Backup & Restore |
PRICING COMPARISON EXAMPLE 💰📈
(Per GB per month - approximate)
| Tier | AWS | Azure | Google Cloud |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 HOT | $0.023 | $0.018 | $0.020 |
| ☀️ WARM | $0.012 | $0.010 | $0.010 |
| ❄️ COLD | $0.004 | $0.002 | $0.004 |
| 🧊 DEEP | $0.00099 | $0.0008 | $0.0012 |
THE VIBE CHECK SUMMARY 🌊🎯
AWS: Most mature, most features, slightly pricier 🏢
Azure: Great hybrid integration, competitive pricing 🔄
Google: Simpler pricing, strong data analytics 🧠
Backblaze: Disruptor pricing, S3-compatible 💸
Your cheat code: Start with hot storage for active data, then automate lifecycle policies to move data down the temperature scale automatically! 🔄❄️
Now you’ve got the universal cloud storage decoder ring! No matter which vendor you’re working with, you can speak the temperature language! 🌡️🗣️
This table is your cloud storage Swiss Army knife! 🔧✨