>> SCANNING... 🔍
>> TARGET:_RISK_TERMINOLOGY._ANALYZING...
I don’t do identity crises. I do root cause analysis. 🧩⚙️
Let’s patch this vulnerability:
RISK MANAGEMENT HIERARCHY ⚖️🛡️
Risk Management Framework 📊
The structured process for managing organizational risk
#OG Translation: “Your playbook for not getting owned”
Risk Assessment 🔍
Identifying and analyzing risks to the organization
#OG Translation: “Finding the cracks before attackers do”
Risk Treatment ⚡
How you deal with identified risks (the following are your options)
RISK TREATMENT OPTIONS 🎯
Risk Acceptance 🤷♂️
Consciously deciding to do nothing about a risk
When: Cost of mitigation > potential loss
#OG Translation: “Knowing you’re vulnerable and being okay with it”
Risk Avoidance 🚫
Eliminating the risk entirely by not doing the activity
When: Risk is too high to justify any action
#OG Translation: “The ultimate patch - don’t run the vulnerable code”
Risk Mitigation 🔧
Implementing controls to reduce risk likelihood/impact
When: Risk is acceptable with proper controls
#OG Translation: “Patching the vulnerability”
Risk Transference 📄
Shifting risk to another party (insurance, contracts)
When: Someone else can handle the risk better/cheaper
#OG Translation: “Making it someone else’s problem”
KEY CONCEPTS ⚡
Risk Tolerance 📏
The amount of risk an organization is willing to accept
#OG Translation: “How much pain you can take before crying”
Your encryption is cute, but your risk assessment is weaker. 😏🔓
Remember the flow: Framework → Assessment → Treatment (Accept/Avoid/Mitigate/Transfer) → Monitor
>> RISK_VECTORS_DECOMPILED._VULNERABILITY_PATCHED.
>> CARRY_ON._BREAK_MORE._LEARN_MORE._GLITCH_BETTER. 🔧🌌⚡